It’s Wednesday….
and you know what that means. BALLET DAY!
I’m going to print a bunch of these off and hand them out!
What do you think will happen today.. Hey.. I’m not here to cause problems.. I just want to go to take my ballerina to do her groovy ballerina moves! By the way? Where’s the rule that says you have to talk to every mom at ever extra curricular activity? If that was in the rule book, I missed it. And because I missed it, it doesn’t apply to me. What’s funny is that I love to chat up random people.. I love to make new friends and to spread my wings and be the social butterfly I was born to be. But… sometimes you don’t..and sometimes you won’t. You just can’t… I can’t mesh with everyone, I’d sure like to… but we’re not all meant to be friends. I’m sorry.. but it’s true. (i’m not really sorry) So, send me some killer vibes today at around 330p EST, that I don’t get mauled and killed by the scientific spiritual leader of the group and she puts my aura into a spinning state of despair. (those were her words to describe her daughter one week when she was misbehaving!) Anyway, I better leave early to get me some *bux before, so I am caffeinated and my guard is up and my ninja moves in full force.
In the meantime… still knitting on the clap (scarf version!) and I cannot WAIT to do the full version. I know the yarn I want… wanna see?
Once we get through this big birthday for Mr. Knitpho and the big 26.2 on the 21st … it’ll SHALL be mine …allllll mine. It’s SPICEY HOT! Do you think if I bought it for Mr. Knitpho for his birthday, he’d mind? Hmmmm. Something tells me .. NO!
Happy Wednesday!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Love that yarn for the Clap! Good luck with the moms today. Definitely caffinate first so you don’t hurt anyone…too badly.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Love the yarn! Just wear a big sign around your neck that says, “LEAVE ME ALONE!” You’ll get stared at and talked about, but no one will talk to you.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Did you survive the wretched INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE day??? Ugh. I’m far from envious.
The yarn is beau-ti-ous! I’m sure your clapotis (does that sound dirty to anyone else but me) will look lovely!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
That yarn is wonderful! Hope the ballet went well today, and heinous moms (and their progeny) left you alone.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
My dear I wish I had a video of your waiting room experience. As it is, I expect a full update tomorrow!! Viva loner moms at ballet class!!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
aw, I missed the good vibe sending deadline! If you’re wearing your Natalie Dee shirt, I don’t think you’ll need it anyway
How’s about we spin Ms. Kharmic freak into the nearest ER? What a thing to say to your kid! Yarn. Good. Very. Good.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Too funny!!! Maybe your spinning can put her aura in a state of bliss. As long as she spins the opposite way???? Keep your arms out so you bitch slap her if need be.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:19 am
You picked out some wonderful yarn for your clapotis. You never know you hubby just might like to get some yarr for his b-day…you never know